I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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