I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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