I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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