A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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