i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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