The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
How does one acquire holy water?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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