You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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