Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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