Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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