Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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