im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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