You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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