the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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