Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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