there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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