I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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