The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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