This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
cat food counts as protein by the way
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
