i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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