Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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