Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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