I'm so fucking centered right now
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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