So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Text me some of your sweat
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