Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
