Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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