Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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