Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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