ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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