this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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