I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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