I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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