haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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