i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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