good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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