I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
im holly from the hills drunk
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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