he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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