i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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