I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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