love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
oh god the rape fog is back!
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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