Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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