We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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