I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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