quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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