this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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