But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i love accidental penises.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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