life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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