If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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