Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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