How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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