More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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