how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Fuck appropriateness.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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