your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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