if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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