I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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