Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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