I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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