That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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