is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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