i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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